Things I Think About At 3am When I Haven’t Been Able To Sleep: 1. If I were 6’6”, would I only be able to see the tops of people’s heads? Would it even matter to me then if they did their hair. As long as the top looks good, it wouldn’t matter, right? 2. Did those chairs in elementary/junior high/high school that we sat in really have three holes in the seat? How...
J.C. Penny recently hired Ellen Degeneres as their new spokesperson. Almost as soon as it was announced, there was a petition from the “A Million Moms” association to have her fired because she is openly gay. Does the fact that Ellen is gay mean that J.C. Penny’s products will decrease in quality? No. Does it mean J.C. Penny will not only welcome gay patrons? Uh, no. Does it...